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sex crimes

queries related to the supervision, application, efficacy, and/or authority of the hereunder may be addressed to the Holy Office for the Regulation and Prevention of the Lusts of the Flesh. please include a $10 processing fee and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to insure a speedy reply.

the trickle of fingertips
from clavicle to navel
is hereby unlawful,

the exchange of kisses
beneath bedsheets, the wanton
wandering of lips from cheekbone
to cheekbone to neckline to
earlobe to underarm and thereunder
is hereby unlawful,

the placement of smooth shaven
thighs and calves upon
other such legs, or upon
otherwise fur-given appendages,
hairy legs of men or women
is hereby unlawful,

the intentional or
unintentional contact
of skin or other tissue
with the breast of a woman,
the sternum of a man
is hereby unlawful,

the possession
of erect nipples
in the absence of inclement weather
is hereby unlawful,

the words dick
and pussy
and their various manifestations
are hereby unlawful,

the use of the word fuck,
within and around
the context of orgasm
is hereby unlawful,

the orgasm,
the little death,
the tiny bubble bursting
into the big bang
is hereby unlawful,

the friction of the tongue
upon the jewel of a woman
or the glory of a man
is hereby unlawful,

the penetration of the human
sheath with a human sword
is hereby unlawful,

the mention or advocacy
of the consummation of love
without proper permissions,
oversight, and regulation
is hereby unlawful,

the act itself
is hereby suspended until further notice,
and the circumvention
of the aforementioned prohibitions
is hereby unlawful.

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